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| Effective immediately, all administrative offices of Tio Jaime Nation will commence official operation from the Blogspot Province.
Archived legacy posts in the Xanga Province will remain until such time
that comments can be satisfactorily transferred to the new provincial
headquarters.
Please proceed to Tio Jaime Nation, Blogspot Province...
http://tjalephone.blogspot.com | | |
| Eff you xanga! I got your "518 days since i joined xanga" right here! And eff you and your "that's a big number" too.
We're moving to blogspot. Eventually.
Tio
Jaime Nation is moving the archive to the Blogspot Province. Check out
the archive as it's being converted by hand, oh-so-diligently, at it's
new home: http://tjalephone.blogspot.com
Related post here at the SHoP.
And by the time the Blogspot Province catches up to this post, hopefully it'll be fully functional too. Eh. Whatevs.
And for those of you who are completely new and obviously clueless, check out the SixHertz House of Pain
where I've been contributing quite regularly. At least more regularly
than any of the other contributors. Not that it's hard. I practically
have to get uber-pissed at SixH to get him to post on his own blog.enough for now. i've given you quite a few links that should keep you busy for a while
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | | |
| I'm mirroring this post here. Better to have and not need than need and not have...
NOT TOO TIRED TO BLOG, BABY BOOYAH
I got home at 945pm. left the apartment at 5am. I hope i'm doing the math right, because i count 16-1/2 hours. I think.
I'm
too tired to complain, so here's the rundown. If a gentle SHoPper would
be so kind as to maps.yahoo.com these to find the distance i travelled
today, i'd be much obgliged.
Piedmont Ave., Oakland, CA to UC Merced (I-580E to I-205 to I-5N to CA-120 to US-99)
UC Merced to San Jose, CA (via 152 aka Pacheco Pass)
San Jose, CA to Milpitas, CA (via I-680)
Milpitas, CA to the Home Office in lovely Benicia, CA
Benicia, CA to sweet sweet Oakland, CA
That seems like a lot. If i wasn't so eff-ing tired, I'd do a cool deallie like this.
Instead,
since it only requires a couple of command-F replace deallies in MS
word for Mac OS X and a few html tags, i'll leave you w/a chat
deallie... jimmy-tastic link below, but provided by SixH.
What a great friend!!! I just wish i weren't too exhausted to enjoy the photos.chat deallie9:45 PM
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: yo
SixHertz: yo yo [RACIAL EXPLETIVE]!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: holy fuck my shit i just got home
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: left the house @ 5am
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: hey you have that girls peeing link again? you sent it to my work thing and i closed it
9:50 PM
SixHertz: http://fotzo.blogspot.com/2005/05/pipi.html
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: why do i like this so much?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: there is a God
SixHertz: figured you'd like it.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: god there's a ton of them
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i'm soo fucking tired, i can't even go through all of them
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: that's how tired i am right now
SixHertz: wow
SixHertz: no zoo for you
9:55 PM
SixHertz: no soup for you
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: huh?
SixHertz: nvm
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i'm too tired to fend off your judgmentalism
SixHertz: I'm not being judgemental, dude.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: s'OK
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: even if you were, i'm too tired anway
SixHertz: I was cracking a joke related to Sienfeld.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: anyway
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i don't watch that Jew show
SixHertz: you're too tired for the zoo.
SixHertz: neither do I.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: BUT I'M NOT TO TIRED TO BLOG, BABY
SixHertz: but it's a famous line from it.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: BOOYAH
SixHertz: "No soup for you"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: duh |
On
a related note, SixH's Jewish friend doesn't piss me off because he
doesn't play the Neurotic Jew card. The Disgruntled Jew card, on the
other hand, is by far more entertaining and never gets old. This is
worth its weight in free ham.
Neurotic Jew: Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld.
Disgruntled Jew: Adam Sandler, SixH's friend, that kid from South Park, Krusty the Klown.
See? My hate is not w/o reason. it is surprisingly thought out and logical.
goodnight,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith | | |
| JihadJimmyCDF (4:26:22 PM): yo
SixH (4:26:31 PM): whatup
JihadJimmyCDF (4:26:49 PM): i'll let you put up vicetivus pics as you see fit
JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:04 PM): you should have a My First Vicetivus segment
SixH (4:27:21 PM): hah, okay
JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:23 PM): since you have parents and a GF w/access to the blog
JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:42 PM): random jimmy-ness and chatting is one thing, but Vicetivus is another altogether
SixH (4:27:51 PM): roger that.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:58 PM): you have access to the album right?
JihadJimmyCDF (4:28:08 PM): case-sensitive, in case you're running into trouble
JihadJimmyCDF (4:29:08 PM): DAMMIT I MISS LAS VEGAS
SixH (4:29:24 PM): yeah, I've got it covered.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:29:33 PM): i wanna go back now.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:29:36 PM): right eff-ing now
SixH (4:30:06 PM): i have no desire to lose any additional cash.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:30:16 PM): yeah i figured you'd say something like that
JihadJimmyCDF (4:30:42 PM): you really shouldn't go to vegas with the mindset of making money
SixH (4:31:29 PM): yeah, yeah, yeah. Suck my cock.
SixH (4:31:31 PM): ;)
JihadJimmyCDF (4:31:44 PM): no look, you goddam rookie
JihadJimmyCDF (4:32:00 PM): i'm right, and you know it
SixH (4:32:12 PM): I gots a couple words for ya.
SixH (4:32:16 PM): Who gives a shit?
SixH (4:32:18 PM): :D
JihadJimmyCDF (4:32:28 PM): hey you're the one bellyaching about losing money in vegas
SixH (4:32:41 PM): Hey, I can bitch about it, can't I?
SixH (4:32:50 PM): I'm not going to dwell.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:33:01 PM): sure you can bitch
JihadJimmyCDF (4:33:15 PM): but i'm just telling you that this is standard operating procedure
SixH (4:34:28 PM): Yeah, I know.
SixH (4:34:34 PM): Not like I expected to win.
SixH (4:34:38 PM): shit, dude, what do you want from me?
SixH (4:34:43 PM): I'm vegas'd out.
SixH (4:34:46 PM): http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-05-17-voa66.cfm
JihadJimmyCDF (4:34:55 PM): no that's my point, you should never expect to win
SixH (4:35:03 PM): nor did i, goddammit.
SixH (4:35:07 PM): just drop the fucking thing.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:16 PM): re: that article....
JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:19 PM): Well, no shit.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:25 PM): What have we got here, a fucking comedian.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:27 PM): Private Joker.
SixH (4:36:32 PM): haha
JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:38 PM): Hell, I like you, you can come voer to my house and fuck my sister!
JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:46 PM): **punches joker in the stomach**
SixH (4:36:54 PM): YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG!
JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:58 PM): You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass!
SixH (4:36:59 PM): I GOT YOUR NAME!
SixH (4:37:01 PM): I GOT YOUR ASS!
JihadJimmyCDF (4:37:04 PM): YOU WILL NOT LAUGH
JihadJimmyCDF (4:37:06 PM): YOU WILL NOT CRY
JihadJimmyCDF (4:37:15 PM): YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS, I WILL TEACH YOU |
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| Got this quiz from SixH's post here at the SHoP
Your Linguistic Profile:
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65% General American English |
20% Yankee |
15% Dixie |
0% Midwestern |
0% Upper Midwestern |
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JOHN KERRY PREYS ON YOUR STUPIDITY
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